For a while now, I’ve been paying close attention to my diet, avoiding fatty and sugary foods, falling off the wagon only for savory carbs.
That, plus occasional exercise and meds, have caused my blood pressure and cholesterol levels to plummet, and that’s good.
I’m so tired of being good, though.
I want a thick steak, a lobster, a salad with about a cup of Roquefort dressing, and a piece of pecan pie with an equal amount of whipped cream.
After all my clean living, though, if I ate a meal like that, I believe my stomach would eject itself.