A woman who nursed her infant while driving 65 mph on the Ohio Turnpike was sentenced Thursday to three months of house arrest.
The charge, you ask. Driving to endanger? Stupidity? Nope, Catherine Donkers was busted for violating child-restraint laws.
Her excuse? Her husband ordered her to, by cell phone. And she claimed that her religion requires her to do what hubby directs.
Another addition to the pantheon of unfathomable defense arguments.