{"id":9840,"date":"2016-01-26T16:36:23","date_gmt":"2016-01-26T21:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=9840"},"modified":"2016-01-26T16:36:23","modified_gmt":"2016-01-26T21:36:23","slug":"stupid-thing-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=9840","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Thing This Week"},"content":{"rendered":"

James reports that a bunch of parents were parked in a fire zone at the high school during a fire alarm.<\/p>

Alarms were ringing, people were leaving the building, but no one moved their car.<\/p>

A fire truck arrived, honked repeatedly, and eventually the dimwits moved.<\/p>

The irony in all this is that the parents were waiting for their kids to get out of class. A driver’s ed class.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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