{"id":753,"date":"2007-01-24T06:55:33","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T11:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp\/?p=753"},"modified":"2007-01-24T06:55:33","modified_gmt":"2007-01-24T11:55:33","slug":"i-can-relate-to-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=753","title":{"rendered":"I Can Relate to This"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Chinese court ruled that the screaming of a four year old boy caused 433 chickens to trample each other to death.
\nThe boy’s father was ordered to pay $230 in restitution.
\nAs a grandmother of three, I do relate to the chickens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Chinese court ruled that the screaming of a four year old boy caused 433 chickens to trample each other to death. The boy’s father was ordered to pay $230 in restitution. As a grandmother of three, I do relate … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}