{"id":67,"date":"2004-02-11T20:00:52","date_gmt":"2004-02-12T01:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp\/?p=67"},"modified":"2004-02-11T20:00:52","modified_gmt":"2004-02-12T01:00:52","slug":"sounds-about-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"Sounds about right"},"content":{"rendered":"

One million dollars bail.
\nUnlike the great state of Massachusetts, where this week, legislators are in a twit over the granting of marriage licenses to any couple who doesn’t look like Trista and Ryan, they don’t cotton much to child abuse <\/a>in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
\nAnd more power to ’em.<\/p>


\n“Debra Liberman<\/a>, 50, was arraigned earlier in the day on charges including assault with a deadly weapon, attempted homicide, and arson with threat of death.”
\nThis latest contender for Mother of the Year beat a 7-year-old girl with a dog chain and keys, burned her wrists on a stove, doused her naked body with bleach, then locked the girl inside a closet in a coal cellar, with a safe blocking the door.
\nWould you call that just a tad premeditated?
\nFor good measure, she chucked a burning furnace filter into the coal cellar.
\nA neighbor, hearing screams from the house, called the police, who rescued the child.
\nThe little one is in the hospital tonight, her 4 year old brother is with a different, unidentified caregiver and Liberman is in the slammer.
\nCan’t WAIT to hear defense counsel’s rationale; let’s pick from the following creative options:
\n– Post-menopausal depression
\n– Twinkies
\n– Self-defense
\n– A third world doctor from a second rate clinic pulled her meds
\n– Religious cult brainwashing
\n– Mad Cow
\n– The glove, er, safe, er, dog chain didn’t fit.
\nOh, did I mention that the little girl is “Mommy Dearest’s” ADOPTED daughter?
\nNice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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