{"id":55,"date":"2004-01-30T07:12:24","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T12:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp\/?p=55"},"modified":"2004-01-30T07:12:24","modified_gmt":"2004-01-30T12:12:24","slug":"friday-five-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Friday Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>You have just won one million dollars:<\/b><br \/>\n<b>1. Who do you call first?<\/b><br \/>\nMy son.<br \/>\n<b>2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?<\/b><br \/>\nPlastic surgery at a posh, exclusive clinic.<br \/>\n<b>3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?<\/b><br \/>\nTrust fund for grandkids&#8217; private school education.<br \/>\n<b>4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?<\/b><br \/>\nI&#8217;d offer gifts to a couple of my single friends and make a political contribution to ABB.<br \/>\n<b>5. Do you invest any? If so, how?<\/b><br \/>\nI&#8217;d invest in my business and buy an annuity for retirement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have just won one million dollars: 1. Who do you call first? My son. 2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? Plastic surgery at a posh, exclusive clinic. 3. What is the first thing you buy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=55\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}