{"id":332,"date":"2005-04-12T08:53:20","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T13:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp\/?p=332"},"modified":"2005-04-12T08:53:20","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T13:53:20","slug":"note-from-bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=332","title":{"rendered":"Note from Bob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 9-year-old grandson, Bob, comes from a family where it is expected that children will have a firm command of written English.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what happens, I guess, when your Dad writes for a living and your Mom was a newspaper reporter in a former life.<\/p><p><!--more--><br \/>\nA couple of weekends ago, Bob was here on an overnight.  He left me a note which I&#8217;ve saved because of the curious juxtaposition of adult-level turns of phrase written in a young child&#8217;s hand.<br \/>\nAlso, I just figured out what he meant in his postscript.<br \/>\nThe note was on the front door, and I guess because Bob couldn&#8217;t find a way to tape it up, he attached it to a nail that was put there to hold wreaths and other decorations.<br \/>\nHere it is, verbatim:<br \/>\n<em>!Important!<br \/>\nDo you know where the marbles are and if so, would you mind if they got dirty because I would like to play with them outside.  &#8211; Bob<br \/>\nP.S.  Please put the tape in plain view (preferably on the table) next time.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 9-year-old grandson, Bob, comes from a family where it is expected that children will have a firm command of written English. That&#8217;s what happens, I guess, when your Dad writes for a living and your Mom was a newspaper &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=332\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}