{"id":2111,"date":"2011-04-01T08:41:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T13:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp\/?p=2111"},"modified":"2011-04-01T08:41:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T13:41:10","slug":"the-best-of-the-best-of-the-best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=2111","title":{"rendered":"The Best of the Best of the Best&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4038\/4344994343_9801ebf386_m.jpg\" alt=\"Copyright sylvia1sam\" \/><\/br>\u00a9 All Rights Reserved by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/9738559@N05\/\">sylvia1sam<\/a><br \/>\n<\/br>I&#8217;m tired of trying to be the best of the best of Ron&#8217;s priors.<\/p><p>&#8211; As sexy as Melody, Gloria and Zorba-girl;<br \/>\n&#8211; As aesthetically gifted and as good a housekeeper as Benny;<br \/>\n&#8211; As competent as Annette;<br \/>\n&#8211; As masterful a cook as Jennifer.<\/p><p>I&#8217;ll never make it and it&#8217;s wearing me out, trying to make the house perfect, our sex life perfect, my appearance perfect, the cat perfect, the yard perfect, my income perfect, my style of lingerie perfect.<\/p><p>Ron says the thing that counts the most for him is that I love him and want to make him happy.<\/p><p>Well, where on planet Earth does that count for anything in a marriage?  I mean, COME ON &#8211; loving your husband is more important than your looks, your weight, your clothing, your sense of humor, your witty conversations, your ability to make his friends envy him?<\/p><p>Among the people I grew up with, I never once heard it said that any husband loved and honored his wife because she loved him.<\/p><p>Were they that far out of the mainstream?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a9 All Rights Reserved by sylvia1sam I&#8217;m tired of trying to be the best of the best of Ron&#8217;s priors.&#8211; As sexy as Melody, Gloria and Zorba-girl; &#8211; As aesthetically gifted and as good a housekeeper as Benny; &#8211; As &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=2111\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}