{"id":17431,"date":"2021-04-29T11:43:51","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T16:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=17431"},"modified":"2021-04-29T11:43:51","modified_gmt":"2021-04-29T16:43:51","slug":"bike-old-yard-equipment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=17431","title":{"rendered":"Bike, Old Yard Equipment"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ron bought himself a nice used bike from a gent in Brockton. He&#8217;s been running around the last two days buying tools and parts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was able to find new homes for the drop spreader and the leaf catcher.  Very pleased.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Teddy bit Ron and it was Ron&#8217;s fault.  There was a brief discussion about returning Teddy to the shelter but that didn&#8217;t get traction with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a few too many conversations with Ron about his arguments with me and this morning I threatened to divorce him and take away his money, which would leave him with less to spend on himself.  Maybe that will make a dent &#8211; nothing else seems to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yesterday, he wandered around Falmouth for two hours trying to find a pizza place that is 489 feet away from the bike shop he was visiting.  That&#8217;s because he ignored my description and landmarks, thinking that he knew better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ron bought himself a nice used bike from a gent in Brockton. He&#8217;s been running around the last two days buying tools and parts.I was able to find new homes for the drop spreader and the leaf catcher. Very pleased.Teddy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=17431\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17432,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17431\/revisions\/17432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}