{"id":13093,"date":"2018-06-17T15:53:59","date_gmt":"2018-06-17T19:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=13093"},"modified":"2018-06-17T15:53:59","modified_gmt":"2018-06-17T19:53:59","slug":"adoption-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=13093","title":{"rendered":"Adoption Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you hear Alex Haley committed suicide?\u00a0 He found out he was adopted.<\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Timmy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13099\" src=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Timmy-298x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Timmy-298x300.jpg 298w, https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Timmy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Timmy.jpg 418w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" \/><\/a><\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/NotAGoodThing.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13098\" src=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/NotAGoodThing-300x231.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/NotAGoodThing-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/NotAGoodThing.jpg 708w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/JustBecause.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13097\" src=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/JustBecause-300x244.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/JustBecause-300x244.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/JustBecause.jpg 636w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13096\" src=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile2-171x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"171\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile2-171x300.jpg 171w, https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile2.jpg 388w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 171px) 100vw, 171px\" \/><\/a><\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13095\" src=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile-183x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"183\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile-183x300.jpg 183w, https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/WhitePedophile.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 183px) 100vw, 183px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you hear Alex Haley committed suicide?\u00a0 He found out he was adopted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13100,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13093\/revisions\/13100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}