{"id":120,"date":"2004-05-16T21:26:17","date_gmt":"2004-05-17T02:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp\/?p=120"},"modified":"2004-05-16T21:26:17","modified_gmt":"2004-05-17T02:26:17","slug":"unconscious-mutterings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Unconscious Mutterings"},"content":{"rendered":"

Almost missed it<\/a> this week:<\/p>\n

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  1. Playoffs:: Stanley cup\n
  2. Morris:: Dancing\n
  3. Break up:: Hard to do\n
  4. Eggs:: Benedict\n
  5. Parker:: Pen\n
  6. Hardy Boys:: Dana Girls\n
  7. Deluxe:: with cheese\n
  8. Protection:: condom\n
  9. Girl Scout:: cookies\n
  10. Salsa:: verde\n<\/ol>

    Last week’s:<\/p>\n

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    1. Vagina:: Monologues\n
    2. Racism:: George Wallace\n
    3. Mother’s Day:: Father’s arse\n
    4. Fire alarm:: Leather coat\n
    5. Elvis:: Presley\n
    6. Pregnant:: Pause\n
    7. Vacation:: in the Bahamas\n
    8. Waffles:: John Kerry\n
    9. Perpendicular:: Lamp post\n
    10. Hospital:: Johnny\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      Almost missed it this week: Playoffs:: Stanley cup Morris:: Dancing Break up:: Hard to do Eggs:: Benedict Parker:: Pen Hardy Boys:: Dana Girls Deluxe:: with cheese Protection:: condom Girl Scout:: cookies Salsa:: verde Last week’s: Vagina:: Monologues Racism:: George Wallace … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}