{"id":11175,"date":"2016-12-04T08:39:04","date_gmt":"2016-12-04T12:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=11175"},"modified":"2016-12-04T08:39:04","modified_gmt":"2016-12-04T12:39:04","slug":"i-must-be-dying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=11175","title":{"rendered":"I Must Be Dying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The three-month hemoglobin A1C test that measures blood sugar should register less than 7 percent, blood pressure should be less than 120 over 80, and LDL\u2009\u2014\u2009or \u201cbad\u201d cholesterol\u2009\u2014\u2009should be 70 mg\/dL or lower.&#8221;<\/p><p>Yeah. \u00a0Right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The three-month hemoglobin A1C test that measures blood sugar should register less than 7 percent, blood pressure should be less than 120 over 80, and LDL\u2009\u2014\u2009or \u201cbad\u201d cholesterol\u2009\u2014\u2009should be 70 mg\/dL or lower.&#8221;Yeah. \u00a0Right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11176,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11175\/revisions\/11176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}