{"id":1007,"date":"2008-06-25T22:19:50","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T03:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/wp\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2008-06-25T22:19:50","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T03:19:50","slug":"well-they-didnt-commit-capital-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=1007","title":{"rendered":"Well, They Didn&#8217;t Commit Capital Murder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The brouhaha about the alleged pregnancy pact at Gloucester High seems to have finally lost its legs, but from the amount of media hubbub, you&#8217;d think these 17 kids had conspired to assassinate the President of the United States.<br \/>\nSo, 17 girls at the same high school are pregnant.  My, my, my, the world will certainly stop turning, the sun will rise in the West and a meteor the size of Rhode Island is sure to hit the earth any day now.<br \/>\nWouldn&#8217;t it be nice if that meteor would land on some of the stupid people who write for the newspapers, radio and TV?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The brouhaha about the alleged pregnancy pact at Gloucester High seems to have finally lost its legs, but from the amount of media hubbub, you&#8217;d think these 17 kids had conspired to assassinate the President of the United States. So, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/?p=1007\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecapeblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}