I have bad hair. Also a wide nose, no cheekbones and bad teeth.

Getting those fixes would cost the following:

Nose: $15,000 to $50,000

Teeth: up to $60,000 for a full mouth replacement

Cheek implants: $7,000 to $15,000

Breast reduction: $3,000 to $20,000

$85,000-145,000