Almost missed it this week:
- Playoffs:: Stanley cup
- Morris:: Dancing
- Break up:: Hard to do
- Eggs:: Benedict
- Parker:: Pen
- Hardy Boys:: Dana Girls
- Deluxe:: with cheese
- Protection:: condom
- Girl Scout:: cookies
- Salsa:: verde
Last week’s:
- Vagina:: Monologues
- Racism:: George Wallace
- Mother’s Day:: Father’s arse
- Fire alarm:: Leather coat
- Elvis:: Presley
- Pregnant:: Pause
- Vacation:: in the Bahamas
- Waffles:: John Kerry
- Perpendicular:: Lamp post
- Hospital:: Johnny